Here's 20 Things Governor Ayo Fayose says we should expect from The 'Buhari-Led Government in 2016'...

Governor Of Ekiti State,Ayo Fayose

You guys know that after Mr Femi Fani Kayode our friendly neighborhood 'say it as it is' guy, the next person is the Governor Of Ekiti State,Ayo Fayose'. His literally not the slightest bit afraid of what the consequences will be, i think its the many dividends of Democracy and a pass from the freedom of speech guy.

 Anyways, after reading this it got me thinking and a bit worried and then something happened that reminded me that his  probably a fortune teller and his seeing all these through his globe. Lolz...

In a statement personally signed by Fayose, yesterday,

His words;

Guess what? Its gon be a long Holiday weekend...

Its gon' be a long Christmas Holiday Weekend, Federal Government of Nigeria has declared  Thursday 24th,Friday 25th and Monday 28th December as public holiday... I mean how did nobody,i mean nobody ask me first? What? Why not extend it to 4th of January 2016?Well, my holiday actually started yesterday, right after my project supervisor asked me to go back and make my corrections and return next year, at first i shouted 'Chineke' then i thought to myself, next year is next week, i mean it's literally next week, next week Friday to be precise...
Anyways, i hope what you read next goes like a long way to totally explain why there's public holiday from Thursday-Monday...

Trump hurls deeply personal, and crude, insults at Hillary Clinton...

Donald Trump has no chill,naa! Not one! Apparently he recently used a crude term that is usually used to describe a large penis in a deeply personal attack on Hillary Clinton where he also criticized her for what he branded a “disgusting” bathroom break.
The frontrunner for the Republican presidential nomination, who has made quite a number of offensive and super racist slur on his campaign trail, said Hilary Clinton got “schlonged” by Barack Obama.
Trump laid into a number of his perceived enemies from the media to his rivals in a speech to supporters in Grand Rapids, Michigan on Monday night.
But he reserved his most stinging — and vulgar — remarks for Clinton, the clear frontrunner for the Democratic nomination for the White House in 2016.

In His Words;

Full Text of President Muhammadu Buhari’s 2016 Budget Address at the National Assembly

PROTOCOLS
I am honoured and privileged to present the 2016 Budget proposal. This is my first address before this joint session of the National Assembly. I have come here today, not only to address members of the National Assembly, but also to speak directly to the men and women who placed us here.
I know the state of our economy is a source of concern for many. This has been further worsened by the unbridled corruption and security challenges we have faced in the last few years. From those who have lost their jobs, to those young people who have never had a job, to the people in the North East whose families and businesses were destroyed by insurgents, this has been a difficult period in our nation’s history, lessons that we must not forget or ignore, as we plan for the future.

2016 Budget address by the Senate President,Bukola Saraki...

ADDRESS BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE SENATE AND CHAIRMAN OF THE NATIONAL ASSEMBLY, HIS EXCELLENCY, SENATOR (DR.) ABUBAKAR BUKOLA SARAKI TO THE JOINT SESSION OF THE NATIONAL ASSEMBLY ON THE PRESENTATION OF THE 2016 DRAFT APPROPRIATION BILL BY HIS EXCELLENCY, PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI, PRESIDENT AND COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF OF THE ARMED FORCES OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.

Protocol:
It is my pleasure on behalf of my Distinguished and Honorable colleagues to warmly welcome you and your entourage to this joint session of the National Assembly.

Mr. President, your coming to this hallowed chamber in person today to present the 2016 draft Appropriation Bill, bears eloquent testimony to your profound respect and commitment to the ideals of our constitutional democracy and the dictate of the rule of law. This is the first time in a few years that the President of Nigeria has personally performed this constitutional task. It highlights the importance you have attached to building a smooth working relationship with the National Assembly. This is a positive gesture that is not lost on all of us.

President Buhari sacks NDDC chairman, Bassey Dan Abia...

President Muhammadu Buhari has sacked the Chairman of Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC), Bassey Dan Abia and has appointed Ibim Seminitari, Ibim served as commissioner of information in the administration of former governor of Rivers state Rotimi Amaechi.

#SteveUniverse: The flub that launched a thousand memes, Steve Harvey's Miss UniverseMistake...

Here's proof that the internet may never forget Steve Harvey's Lil mistake, Steve Harvey is a talk show and game show host and the few times I've watched them TV shows he never gets it wrong but what happened to You steve? what???
Internet ain't asking these questions apparently they've moved on from the 'Let's allow it side,it happens to the best of us phase', they have gone the meme way and its quite good, super funny!
Sorry Steve just give it a few years and they'll face someone else or just pray that Caitlyn Jenner gets a butt implant in 24hrs so they can forget you and face him her...
More Memes after the jump break...

Miss Philipines crowned Miss Universe 2015 after Steve Harvey mistakes Miss Colombia as the winner...

Well! This is just super awkward...
So you see at First, Steve Harvey who was the host made the announcement that Miss Colombia was the winner. There were hugs,cheers,flowers,a standing ovation and he even wore her the crown. Until things took a dramatic turn and i really mean dramatic turn, when steve had another announcement.

His Words;

Alledged N19.4bn fraud: Court grants Yuguda, 4 others N250m bail each

An FCT High Court on Monday granted former Minister of State for Finance, Bashir Yuguda, ex-National Security Adviser, Sambo Dasuki and three others bail in the sum of N250 million each. Yuguda is standing trial alongside former Director of Finance in NSA Office, Shuaibu Salisu, former Governor of Sokoto State, Attahiru Bafarawa, his son, Sagir Attahiru and their company, Attahiru Investment Limited.

Premier league table...

Pos	Team	P	Pts
1	Leicester	17	38
2	Arsenal	16	33
3	Man City	16	32
4	Tottenham	17	29
5	Man Utd	17	29
6	Crystal Palace	17	29
7	Watford	17	28
8	West Ham	17	25
9	Liverpool	17	24
10	Everton	17	23
11	Stoke	17	23
12	Southampton	17	21
13	West Brom	17	20
14	Bournemouth	17	19
15	Chelsea	17	18
16	Norwich	17	17
17	Newcastle	17	17
18	Swansea	17	15
19	Sunderland	17	12
20	Aston Villa	17	7

Nigerian Army donates food items, gifts to widows and wives of officers on battlefield...

The 81 Division, Nigerian Army says it has donated various food items and gifts to wives of the officers and soldiers on the battlefield.

The General Officer Commanding (GOC) the division, Maj.-Gen. Isidore Edet, spoke in an interview with newsmen at the Carol Night organised by the division on Friday in Lagos.

U.S President Obama appoints Nigerian journalist on US Human Trafficking Council...

President, Barrack Obama has appointed a Nigerian-American journalist and Anti-human Trafficking advocate, Bukola Love Oriola as a member of the US Advisory Council on Human Trafficking.

In a statement by the office of the Press Secretary, White House on December 16, Obama said he was honoured that Oriola and ten others appointed to serve on the council have decided to serve the country.

APC is fostering a one-party state on Nigeria – PDP...

' Osaro Onaiwu'

The governors’ forum of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has accused the ruling All Progressive Congress (APC) of being “bent on foisting a one-party state in Nigeria”.

Out with old and in with the New! Guus Hiddink Appointed As Interim Chelsea Manager...

 

' Guus Hiddink '

Guus Hiddink has been appointed Chelsea manager until the end of the season, the Premier League champions announced on Saturday.

The experienced Dutch coach, 69, succeeds Jose Mourinho, who was sacked on Thursday, and returns to a role he previously performed in 2009, when he led Chelsea to glory in the FA Cup.

Ewwwoh! They use Like an actual ladder to board an aircraft in Bauchi...

Go follow @LaughNigeria 😁😁😁How you get off planes in Nigeria😁 #HumourAccordingToNigerians #HATN

A video posted by Funny_African_Pics (Official) (@funny_african_pics) on Dec 19, 2015 at 9:54am PST

This isn't a drill, i mean when i saw it at first i chose to not overthink it but now its gone viral. I mean! allegedly they use a ladder to board an aircraft in 21st century Bauchi in Nigeria.

Pictured:Spain Wins Miss World 2015...

Mireia Lalaguna Royo, a 23 year old from Barcelona, has wins Miss World 2015. The  International Beauty Pageant, took place on Saturday in Sanya,China. Read the statement she made right after she won,

Its almost Sunday Church Day...

As i always say Sunday is Church Day. So I'm inviting you Beautiful people to my church on Sunday 20th of December 2015.

Venue; Salvation Ministries, Plot 17 Birabi Street Gra phase1.And satellite churches located all over the country.
As always 5 services every  Sunday and each service lasts for 1h30mins tops.
First service starts by 6:30am,
 2nd Service; 8.00am,
3rd service 9;30am,
4th service 11;00am,
5th service: 12:40pm...

You have the option of Live Streaming all the 5 services if you cant make it to church.
Click right here Smhos.org

You can also check the church website to find a satellite church that's close to you.

"Rumuibekwe Satellite Church. 

Emmanuel Mall, 286a Aba Road, Opposite  Diamond Bank, Rumukwurusi Bus Stop. Obio Akpor, Rivers State...

Rumuokoro Satellite Church...

10 Eleke Street opposite UBA Rumuokoro... 

Ikwerre Road Port Harcourt,Rivers State...

Abuja Satellite Church;
 O'Neal Centre, Plot 360 Obafemi Awolowo Way,Jabi District Abuja...

So no excuses... See you in church... Ngwa Byeee...

 In other amazing news, 29 Days to 5 Nights of Glory 2016, Plan to attend...

Nigerian troops and Boko Haram clash in army chief’s village...

Boko Haram gunmen launched a dawn raid Saturday in the country home of Nigeria’s army chief Tukur Yusuf Buratai, triggering a rambo style gunbattle with troops, residents of a nearby village to which people fled the clashes said.

House of Representatives Speaker, Sen Yakubu Dogara appeals for more patience with APC government...

In a statement issued by Turaki Hassan, Dogara’s Special Adviser on Media and Public Affairs and made available to newsmen on Saturday in Abuja. 
The  House of Representatives Speaker Yakubu Dogara promised that as soon as the 2016 Budget is signed into Law, that Nigerians will begin to reap the dividends of promises made by the All Progressives Congress (APC).

Countdown to '5 Nights of Glory 2016'...

Hello Hello,

Guess what? It's almost a wrap for 2015, it's been super exciting! It's been an Amazing year.  And with 2016 just around the corner I'm pretty sure we almost done with our 2016 to-do list. Anyways, that's not what this post is about. 

30 Days to go. 5 nights of Glory 2016! Plan to attend. 

More Deets in the future...

FG issues security alert, says Boko Haram plans abductions for ransom...

The Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed,  in a statement issued in Abuja by his Special Adviser on Media, Mr Segun Adeyemi disclosed that...

3 Konga staff docked over N9.6m phone theft...

Three staff of online retail outlet, Konga, on Friday appeared before a Yaba Chief Magistrates’ Court in Lagos, for allegedly stealing 500 units of Infinix Hot2 mobile phone valued at N9.6 million.

The men, Ibrahim Maradesa; 31, Oluwatoyin Salau; 41, and Jerry Idenudia; 27, who all reside at Ogba area of Lagos, are standing trial on a two-count charge of conspiracy and stealing.
The Prosecutor, Insp. Roman Unuigbe, told the court that the accused committed the offence on Nov. 4, at about 6:00p.m., at No. 36, Cocoa Road, Ogba, Lagos.

Appeal Court sacks Akwa Ibom governor, orders rerun...

The Court of Appeal sitting in Abuja on Friday nullified the election of Emmanuel Udom of the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) as the governor of Akwa Ibom State. The court orders that a fresh election be held within 90 days.

Dasuki and four others granted bail...

The former national security adviser (NSA) Sambo Dasuki, currently on trial for alleged money laundering and criminal breach of trust, has been granted bail by a Federal High Court sitting in Abuja. 

Dasuki, facing a 19-count charge, is standing trial alongside Shuaibu Salisu,a former director of finance at the office of the NSA (ONSA), Aminu Baba ​Kusa, a former Group General Manager of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, and two companies, Acacia Holdings Limited and Reliance Reference Hospital.

LASG website hacked over Army-Shi’ite clash...

The website has been temporarily taken down...

The official website of the Lagos State Government has been hacked by an unknown group in protest of what it termed maltreatment of Muslims in Nigeria and across the world, especially Ibrahim El-Zakzaky.
In a message posted on the site, the faceless group said “In the name of God, message to Nigerian Government and State Sponsors of Terrorism (USA, Israel, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Qatar): Boko Haram and ISIS are terrorists.

Nullification of my election a temporary setback, says Governor Wike...

Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Ezenwo Wike has described  the  nullification of his election as a temporary setback,  saying  that  God’s will and the  mandate of  the  people will prevail at the end of the day.
Addressing thousands of Rivers State people  who  thronged the  Port Harcourt International Airport  to receive him on Thursday, Governor Wike urged the people to remain peaceful   as the state remains  PDP  despite  the contrived situation  at present.

D’banj To Be Featured On E! News...

So today Thursday Dec. 17 Pop star  D’Banj, the Koko master will be featured on E! this will make him the first Nigerian ever, to be featured on it. The African music industry is making waves beyond its boundaries.
The Kokomaster/United Nations Youth Ambassador for Peace’s special will air on the international network on Thursday, December 17 at 8 pm (20:00) on DSTV Channel 124.

A meal Day program in Public Primary Schools Begins in 2016- Gov. Ambode...

Gov. Akinwunmi Ambode of Lagos State on Thursday said that the government’s “A-Meal-a-Day” programme in the state’s Public Primary schools would commence in 2016.
Ambode said this while presenting the year 2016 budget proposal to the Lagos State House of Assembly.

Rumor Patrol: Kemi Olunloyo Claims Linda Ikeji’s Banana Island Mansion Was A Political Gift...

A well-known journalist Kemi Olunloyo, that took a break from her 25 years profession has discovered an interesting story she is ready to share. She claims that super blogger Linda Ikeji never bought the Banana Island mansion as earlier believed.

According to what she posted on her blog, she claims the mansion was “a blackmail gift from a high ranking politician”.

Why Chelsea Sacked Morinho...

Chelsea Football Club, has issued a statement on the sack of Jose Mourinho, noting that he will always be warmly welcomed back to Stamford Bridge

Read statement below:

Cross Rivers state Gov appoints actress Kate Henshaw & Sen. Ita Giwa

Kate Henshaw

Cross River State Governor Ben Ayade has appointed Nollywood actress, Kate Henshaw as his Special Adviser, Liaison, Lagos. He also approved the appointment of Senator Florence Ita Giwa as the Chairman of the Cross River Ports Authority.

Prince Tonye Princewill's reaction to Wednesday's Appeal Court Ruling...

 

Appeal Court Judgement - Inevitable, Predictable, Foreseen 

Ordinarily I would not bother to comment on news that is not only inevitable but in progress. We still have to wait for the Supreme Court. Wike refused to accept my advice at the tribunal stage and still went ahead to appeal the judgement. It is therefore reasonable to assume he will maintain the same stubborn stance and delay the inevitable yet again. It is, after all, his prerogative. 

Corruption: EFCC moves against Odili, others...

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, is set to reopen the trial of high profile politicians whose corruption cases had either been delayed or put in abeyance as a result of court injunctions.

Apparently the commission under the leadership of acting chairman, Ibrahim Magu, was bent on reopening all the corruption cases involving top politicians, who were shielded by the court through perpetual injunctions that had temporarily tied the hands of the commission from prosecuting them.