Operation Find Mr. Right by fire by force...

So while I was in traffic for the millionth time today, i got an Instagram notification from my elder sis, our usual tag me in a funny post notification. And this time it was something unusual and funny. Before i could even open it my wifi went off. Oh! It's been real. The traffic in this town? I can't even!

Anyways, I got back home,charged my wifi and put it on and decided to see the post! 

Lo and Behold, it was a screenshot of an email sent to the IG psychologist, yeah that very one that we have no idea as to why his popular. 

Anyways, I'm sure you read the post above, so there's simply no need for me to write again. I'd just jump right in with my own observations. Yeah someone might have sent the email to him but after reading it and analysizing, it's all formulated, I mean, so cooked and boiled to make single ladies feel like crap. 

Yeah this happens but really think of it. I don't live in Lagos but I've visited a couple of times, so i know that it's not just plain stupid to live miles away from your place of work it's also against the law and virtually impossible.

That's one! 

Two: which church does she attend, by 'which' I mean locations?that she has the energy to attend 3services!

Three: Does she have a car? How does she get to work? If she has a car then maybe,She really does stay in Lekki and works in Ikeja. With this fuel scarcity and endless traffic!

Four: After traveling from Ikeja to Lekki and back cause of work Monday -Friday, when does she get the time to jog? I mean cmon! She probably leaves her house by 5am and returns 7/8pm!

And lastly,That kind of December 2017 marriage! What's the delay all about? BN bride? Like it comes with some form of trophy! Or recognition by the world...

Anyways, these are rhetorical questions but if you have the answers,see me in my office! (Comments section)...