I saw the the outfit and it gave me sleepless nights, thinking of the perfect name for it, so it finally hit me its a 'Cupcake' a voice in my head said, seriously? that's all you could up with?
and so I did what bloggers were put on this earth to do. Hashtag on twitter and trust internet users nau, they never disappoint. They are calling Rih's epic fail grammy outfit "the dress that launched a thousand MEMEs" hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Don't get it twisted I love my baby girl Rih but this outfit tho. Knowing Rih I'm sure someone bet her a thousand bucks in a dare and she accepted the challenge or she just wanted people to talk about her till eternity. She's not her dress. I love u Rih but you earned this.
Rihanna’s Grammy Dress Cake
The Cake
1 ½ boxes cake mix (or 1 1/2 recipes homemade cake batter; I made a chocolate rum cake)
1 doll cake pan
Cooking Spray
Flour, for dusting
The Doll
1 fashion doll
Black Marker
Small rubber band
Scissors
The Decoration
Powdered Sugar
Red food Coloring
Silver Sprinkles
Toothpicks
Frosting
1 pastry bag
1 star tip
Sanding sugar, optional
The Frosting
32 oz cream cheese, room temp
16 oz unsalted butter, room temp
6 to 8 cups powdered sugar
Red food Coloring
1. In a mixer with a paddle attachment, blend the cream cheese and butter together until combine, then add the powdered sugar on low speed. Add a bit of food coloring until you reach the desired color. Set aside.
2. Preheat oven to 350F.
3. Grease and flour the cake pan, then fill with the finished cake batter (it should be 2/3 full). Bake for about 75 minutes, or until a toothpick pulls out clean. Remove from oven, flip the cake onto a cooling rack, and let it cool, with the cake pan still on it, until completely room temp. Remove the cake pan.
4. Meanwhile, prep your doll by coloring her hair, pulling it back, and trimming it. Draw tattoos onto its body, and add any other customizable touches. Paint the bodice by combining powdered sugar, food coloring, and a little water until you reach desired texture, and spread onto the doll using a toothpick. Add the silver sprinkles around the edges. Remove the doll’s legs
5. Push the doll into the top of the cake, and spread a layer of frosting onto cake, coating everything about a 1/4 inch thick. Add a second layer on just the top half of the dress, also about 1/4 inch thick.
6. Fill the pastry bag with the star tip with frosting, and make tiny stars all over the dress. Finish with sanding sugar if you like. rotfl
and so I did what bloggers were put on this earth to do. Hashtag on twitter and trust internet users nau, they never disappoint. They are calling Rih's epic fail grammy outfit "the dress that launched a thousand MEMEs" hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Don't get it twisted I love my baby girl Rih but this outfit tho. Knowing Rih I'm sure someone bet her a thousand bucks in a dare and she accepted the challenge or she just wanted people to talk about her till eternity. She's not her dress. I love u Rih but you earned this.
The Cake
1 ½ boxes cake mix (or 1 1/2 recipes homemade cake batter; I made a chocolate rum cake)
1 doll cake pan
Cooking Spray
Flour, for dusting
The Doll
1 fashion doll
Black Marker
Small rubber band
Scissors
The Decoration
Powdered Sugar
Red food Coloring
Silver Sprinkles
Toothpicks
Frosting
1 pastry bag
1 star tip
Sanding sugar, optional
The Frosting
32 oz cream cheese, room temp
16 oz unsalted butter, room temp
6 to 8 cups powdered sugar
Red food Coloring
1. In a mixer with a paddle attachment, blend the cream cheese and butter together until combine, then add the powdered sugar on low speed. Add a bit of food coloring until you reach the desired color. Set aside.
2. Preheat oven to 350F.
3. Grease and flour the cake pan, then fill with the finished cake batter (it should be 2/3 full). Bake for about 75 minutes, or until a toothpick pulls out clean. Remove from oven, flip the cake onto a cooling rack, and let it cool, with the cake pan still on it, until completely room temp. Remove the cake pan.
4. Meanwhile, prep your doll by coloring her hair, pulling it back, and trimming it. Draw tattoos onto its body, and add any other customizable touches. Paint the bodice by combining powdered sugar, food coloring, and a little water until you reach desired texture, and spread onto the doll using a toothpick. Add the silver sprinkles around the edges. Remove the doll’s legs
5. Push the doll into the top of the cake, and spread a layer of frosting onto cake, coating everything about a 1/4 inch thick. Add a second layer on just the top half of the dress, also about 1/4 inch thick.
6. Fill the pastry bag with the star tip with frosting, and make tiny stars all over the dress. Finish with sanding sugar if you like. rotfl
Bathroom accessory: This image likens the 26-year-old to a pink lace toilet paper holder
Old lady: Other people thought Rihanna resembed a crochet toilet-paper holder
Young fans: Many people thought Rihanna looked like a little girl's birthday cake topper
Living doll: This person combined two popular comparisons and said Rihanna looked just like Quinceanera Barbie
Cartoon creation;Another online commenter compared her gown to the pink ghosts in Pac-Man
Online shopping: The singer told Ryan Seacrest that she bought her dress off the internet
Witchy idea: One person suggested that Rihanna's gown was made out of actress Frances Conroy's hair in American Horror Story: Coven
Rihanna's image was added to a picture of Nick Minaj wearing a pink wig.
Her photos were also edited to look like cotton candy, as well as a lace parasol umbrella.
Rihanna told Ryan Seacrest that she had purchased her gown 'on the internet' after seeing it and 'falling in love'.
One Twitter user wrote: 'Good to know that Rihanna makes bad decisions while shopping on the Internet too.'
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